A few months ago I happened across this gorgeous cotton knit from The Fabric Store. Vogue 1701 DESIGNER: Cold….elbows? 05 of 10. Oh my goodness …l am still laughing my ass off at your comments. ROFL for the first time in a long time. I like the puffy sleeves, and the color combo is eye-catching. Boob buttons and knee covers, oh my! It finally happened. Hope you are well! But have we gone too far? This is one I am going to have to think about. I had wondered why I did not get a renewal on this. I used Vogue pattern 9186 and a beautiful medium weight linen (Hampton Stripe) from Pitt Trading Fabrics in Australia (obviously they ship internationally ;-)). My husband thinks if you wear that top, you should put googly eyes on your elbows. .although I am not positive on this point. Vogue 6090; ca. Thank you so much! AU $28.50. I think the silhouette is interesting, but if I wore something like that, I’d look pretty foolish! I should probably be ashamed to admit this, but I kind of love the skants. Vogue 1694 / Marcy Tilton Why did they not send me a notice on this? Thanks! thay would have been the Sound of Music stripe curtain ensemble tribute to end them all! And shout out for the idea of adding googly eyes in the elbow windows! Has anyone else heard this? 1273 - Badgley Mischka . I liked the tee in 1705 but not the skirt. Ummm y’all I don’t know if there is another Vogue website I’m not seeing but honestly the stuff they have been releasing for the past few years has been pretty inoffensive. I actually loved your idea re 1706 for stylish scrubs. The way the bias has draped at her lower back looks like a fucking jelly roll. Who would? Off to exfoliate said knees and stitch away the magic. Why is it cropped and with a peplum? AU $25.08. The absurd ruffle elbow windows? I could not have worn those things to work in my former office life, and I would not wear them to church either. Yay emails! Wash your hands and stay healthy! NETHERLANDS Skill: Intermediate. It looks like a shark got both her elbows. Vogue 1704 / Rachel Comey What the Hell Happened: Candace Owens Upset by Harry Styles' Dress . Privacy Policy | Too many of the patterns seemed designed more for the runway than for real women. Model: Louise Vyent. Vogue 1706 In 1961, Butterick licensed the name and trademark Vogue Patterns from Condé Nast Publications, Inc. and purchased its pattern division. I have to agree with you on ruffled elbow windows! usually it’s just one or two garments. I once saw a blazer with the cold elbow cutouts. like even a white background would have been better than 80s cubicle fuzz. What happened to plus-size? None of them would I waste my time or fabric on. Thanks for adding those links. You do need to wonder if legal weed came into play here and I’m glad Vogue are good sports about the whole thing. Well done, Lauren! WHO wants to show off their elbows? It's a "Wear Now and Later Dress". I am now inspired to take the ruffled elbow windows to accentuate my knees on a new pair of skants (skirt pants). ... “After a while, the pattern becomes distorted (a pair of culottes in a size 4 becomes a pair of palazzo pants by the time you reach a US size 24), so we started grading between every size, and using fit models across our entire size range whenever developing a new garment.” It works. In reply to horsienut. The categories are not mine, but are from an online description of the company. I had to do a double take with the elbow windows. I should do the same. So stupid. WHY!? In the future I can just hear it, “Whoever coined/captured that term?”. Last year I put in a 2 year subscription and sent a question about how they would they handle that. Included is the awkward stripe placement fabric that leaves your onlookers wondering if you’d rather just be wearing a loin cloth. Enjoy a free pattern from 60 Quick Knits for Beginners. Long fitted sleeves and shaped cap sleeves. I totally agree with you but would also like to add the need for double sided tape for those plunging necklines. The ad touted the digital edition for iPad for print subscribers. Wtf is up with those ruffles? I'm really bummed about Vogue Patterns -- it's my favorite sewing magazine and I've been subscribing for years (and wrote a couple of articles for it -- one was supposed to come out in an upcoming issue; not sure what the deal is now, as no one from the company has contacted me). Posted on: 2/21/19 11:02 AM . By Courtesy of Vogue. Most of the patterns from vogue over the past few years, are absolutely hideous. V1702 – couldn’t come up with a better way to make everyone look at your crotch! Nov 13, 2020 - Explore Oaktrees's board "Sewing Vogue", followed by 971 people on Pinterest. “SKANTS” and to be extra cheeky let’s just say, “Skanky Skants”! But have we gone too far? Who approved that button placement? Posted on: 3/27/11 6:19 AM . I think they should just re issue their pattern catalog from the early 90’s better looking clothing and real designer looks … all of these clothes look like dog crap. Actually, I like a lot the candy blouse and the pillow dress (1700 & 1695), I like them way more than the fashion of lantern sleeves, which is huge. Such good light comic relief. Cute dress or whatever, but who is responsible for styling this shoot? They definitely sent out a bunch of communication when they discontinued the magazine… it was all over social media and I know plenty of people who did get email notifications. Some people are super into these big sleeves right now and look great in them. But the majority of their patterns were for the 30 – and – older crowd, showcasing models and fashions which were demure but elegant, feminine but refined. And the stripes in that tiered skirt – so reassuring to see I’m not the only one who cocks up royally. Vogue 1692 / Júlio César NYC My take is that someone told them to use up all the ugly fabric that was sitting around so they could empty out one of the storage closets. Thanks for the heads up! I’m curious. Thanks foe the best laugh of the day! It’s a cute idea in theory I guess but in reality it looks like she quit sewing the garment halfway through and is trying to Little Mermaid her way into pretending like it’s a whole ass dress. XOXO. Vogue 1707 Rachael Comey – what were you thinking??? But the top of the bottom is definitely that Comey monstrosity 1710. Who wants to draw attention to their elbows?! Hopefully COVID stay-at-home time will give them a chance to get their minds right for the next go-round. I agree with everything said, but I kinda like 1704. I look every single season and I really don’t see anything that warrants being made fun of. So much to love and giggle at. They really could have picked a better backdrop. Shipping Rates | The Winter/Holiday Lookbook. As with all our sewing pattern brands we carry the full range and always ensure you are up to date with the latest releases and special offers. Sewing Patterns and clothing patterns from SewingPatterns.com including clothing patterns and dress patterns from simplicity patterns. This Vogue Couturier Design by Ronald Paterson was next to come on the market, at which time I happened to be traveling. Elbow windows are indeed dumber than shoulder windows, and i didn’t think anything could be dumber than shoulder windows. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A NEW KNITTING PROJECT, CLICK HERE TO SHOP 4400+ PATTERNS IN OUR PATTERN STORE. Wishing you well in these tough times. I do like the Christ shirt neckline though. 3 likes. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph what the FUCK am I looking at here?? Hilarious, thanks for the laugh! See more ideas about vogue, vogue patterns, vogue sewing patterns. shipping: + AU $9.95 shipping . Most could be made better with different fabric choices (1701) and ditch those buttons on 1707, and 1708 is the infinity dress with pants. What where they thinking? I know a few health care professionals who would probably really love the set. Of those nearly 1,000 shows, the first 250 or so were “normal”; my colleagues and I … All were weird but the cold elbow pattern is definitely the worst! Why are the elbows out? Vogue Sewing Pattern 2002 Misses Dress Tunic Top Skirt Size 10 Cut Vintage. Finished reading the Feb/March 2019 issue 10 minutes ago! The rest, I feel like I’ve seen before. I love it when you do these reviews! I was going to email Rachel Comey suggesting ass windows with ruffles for that lovely jacket but now you’ve rained on my parade. Keeps me laughing for days. But I can’t see actually buying the pattern and doing those narrow hems, so yeah, it’s a hard pass. The finest vintage sewing pattern reproductions from the years 1920 through the 1950s! It’s not a conspiracy. Whahaha, love this. Here is a Jacques Fath afternoon dress featured in the Spring 1957 issue of Femme Chic along with the Vogue Paris Original pattern #1370 … “Introducing Byron Lars: Shape and Spirit,” Vogue Patterns, July/August 1994. That is really shitty that you didn’t get a head’s up! Lots of boring and meh stuff for sure, but none of the crazy WTF-were-y’all-thinking shit that we used to see in their catalogues. I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard. The Spruce / Debbie Colgrove. What happened to Vogue 1222? A Vogue writer on the peculiar dressing for outdoor dining, picnics, FaceTimes, and whatever other pandemic date life throws her way. Posting Guidelines | Look no further than the Vogue 1703! Photos: Torkil Gudnason. The Vogue Contact Us page offers a form to ask questions about discontinued patterns, contact information and the opportunity to sign up for their newsletter. Learn Pattern Making in Minutes. shipping: + AU $7.95 shipping . But have we gone too far? Harry Styles posing for Vogue. This is Vogue 9184. However, I do own the Vogue Craft pattern shown at the top of this page. And many thanks for your inimitable writing.. Oh, thank you. They missed a trick pairing 1700 with 1703…. It's a simple sleeveless, fitted, slightly A-line dress that can easily work layered upon. The “cold elbow” look is just downright weird! Returns & Refunds | Bonus – the bow doubles as a pillow! This post made the fu&!ery that is this release tolerable. I want to see 1700 and 1703 on the same person at the same time sooooo much. That “elbow windows” jacket is the awake version. Ha! The company was purchased in 1967 by American Can Company and became a subsidiary renamed the Butterick Fashion Marketing Co. I have always considered the “cold shoulder” windows the epitome of ridiculosity … but now mine eyes hath seen “cold elbow” windows. Vogue Sewing Pattern 1799 Ladies Misses One Piece Dress Size 12 Cut Vintage . . Love this!! Vogue Patterns, a part of McCall's pattern company, has a category of out of print sewing patterns. Skirt has a draped overskirt in front and a back panel and it joins the bodice at waist-line. Let’s take a look! “My left elbow is a miracle of loveliness!”. These are seriously awful; however, your comments made them worth looking at for a minute. Oh you guys are just mean. You just made my day with the Gilbert & Sullivan reference! Change ). I really just… don’t see the WTF much these days. The far-left magazine Teen Vogue ran a column this week suggesting white people need to go after their racist relatives at the holiday dinner table. That’s it, that’s the tea. That brings me to the elbow windows. I will say I’m digging the pant skirt hybrid – it has an old hollywood feel to me. View Now A pirt, skants maybe?? The “cold elbows” jacket, the “four nipples” vest, the “built-in apron” dress – so much weirdness! My favorite is the reference to the candy rolls…awesome! Brilliant. The fashion layouts are on location and really stunning. I clicked through all the new releases with this HORRIFIED look on my face. If I made it and wore that skirt my partner would think I’d completely flipped my lid for SO many reasons – Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz (although that is the life we’re sort living right now) came to mind. I really liked their how-to articles, especially Katheryn Brenne's. It is hysterical Thank you we need this!. And the awkward pussy curtain of the skant. You were spot on with every review. Don't know what happened to the photo? The fabric is truly beautiful. Not going to sew any of it but when I see it, I can laugh. It’s a strange fabric choice but TBH I kind of like it. Still laughing my ass off! Conditions of Use | You brought tears of well-needed laughter during a grim time. I don’t hate the pattern, I just want to talk shit about the stripe placement. Same! The ruffled Elbow windows are also “a stroke of genius”, You had me with the “dumpster fire” by the time I got to 1704’s button placement I was in full belly laugh mode (by the way, WTF are those pants? ) Shouldn’t they have chosen a casual, rough-texture pant (possibly with ruffle-rimmed openings at the hips)? Contact Us | But you can burn the rest. It works now with sandals and it'll work in cooler months with tights, boots, jackets and coats. The elbow ruffles (who wants to highlight their elbows??) Watch Video. I think I made the pants of 1704 as my 4-H project in 1978. Ha! 1705 has wrinkly boobs, and looks like they made the skirt inside out, with the lining swapped for the face fabric. But the fall 2016 issue is different. My eye caught the "We've Gone Digital!" I read that as "don't hold your breath". Who wears the cut up to here/down to there/backless garments? MOVE OVER SKORTS, SKANTS ARE IN TOWN. 1703, if it makes the model look fat how the hell could I wear it! Just another nail in the coffin for this once great pattern company. They’re all have to much foo foo shit for me. 1705 immediately made me think of the Van Trapp family in Sound o’Music, so that’s something. After this trend the only place to go is ruffled knee windows, because what’s a window without a valance? Advertising. Thanks to Vogue Patterns for giving us some entertainment during these shitty, shitty times. Who thought any of these patterns were a good idea? This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Vogue 1708 That being said, oh there’s plenty of it this season. 1271 - Kay Unger . Cheers to you, Cold elbow just flatlined me , And now your ruffled knee windows omg the image. Never commented on your post before but thank you so much for the laughs…love it! Here are the ones I plan to buy: 1265 - Pamella Roland. It is what I call an Instagram outfit, it looks good if you stand still and pose, and then pick the best photo of the bunch. Which one was your favorite? Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Vogue Pattern #1370 by Fath & Femme Chic, Spring 1957. About | Rachel Comey!! Vogue 1419 is a pattern for a skirt, high-waisted pants, and a jacket with exposed zippers and Lars’ signature, waist-defining tie-front: Vogue 1419 by Byron Lars (1994) Image: eBay. What’s next? maybe with like very small elbow windows and no ruffles or something. Copyright 2021 PatternReview.com, OSATech, Inc. All rights reserved. You gave me a preciously needed good giggle . Vogue 1702 / Claire Shaeffer Thanks for the laugh, I needed that! Select patterns offer 11 sizes from a 32" bust to a 52" bust. VK MAGAZINE APP Vogue Knitting magazines are available for download onto your iPhone, Kindle and … . Learn how your comment data is processed. Thank you once again for another fabulous post. You gave me the second greatest giggle this morning right on the heels of Lauren’s. The way the bias has draped at her lower back looks like a fucking jelly roll. I had Dorothy Hamill hair at the time. Wow, I have back issues from this from 1975 and have been a consistent subscriber. If those were done in the 70's they would have been on a yacht in the Mediterranean making for a great look. Oh the ‘cold elbow’ shot at the end made me spit out my morning tea! I just forwarded this to every person I know: those who so and a few who don’t. Vogue 1695 / Today’s Fit By Sandra Betzina Hot air balloon sleeves: A must-have for the season’s fashion. What would number one be called. Science has found to way to breed pants with skirts and created this hybrid monstrosity. I so totally needed this! Thank you for cheering me right up . I just choked on a bagel which looking at these. My pernicious thought patterns arrived on the back of a deadly global pandemic. But once my attempts to maintain a packed social schedule from the confines of my flat faltered, the pain, shame and panic … FWIW, I’m and old fart and I would wear the first pants/skirt to a formal affair because of the weird factor. Marilla said she’d have to walk through the door sideways. Vogue 1710 / Rachel Comey Anyone? Check out our vogue 1931 selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our patterns shops. I have a year to go on my subscription. It finally happened. In the 1970s, sewing lost popularity and sales began to suffer. Maybe they should have made masks instead. I saw a post on Instagram that Vogue Patterns Magazine will no longer be published. I hated cold shoulders so I’m not going to love elbow windows! Vogue Pattern Book Magazine contained the occasional feature on young girls and college girls, and Vogue even had a pattern series called Young Fashionables. Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest. ad on page 87. AU $25.52. We are in almost 100% agreement on these, except you said it funnier. HAHA!! † THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! That’s all for this round! I am drawn to the raglan sleeve, but I think the style lines may end up being a bit too "modern" for me. Crazy town. I would be interested in their reply. I have not had such a good laugh in a long time! Thanks for the laughs! annenet. ( Log Out /  Friday, November 25, 2011. Of course, that did not discourage me from keeping at the important business at hand, i.e. See more ideas about vogue patterns, vogue, vintage sewing patterns. No one told me to stop posting. I have this pattern in my stash and was just about to start sewing it: I wanted to show it to my mother, … , I totally agree with you! They look like gabardine work pants, complete with belt loops & back pocket buttons — which is not at all the right texture or vibe for this top. I have not been a fan of Vogue Knitting. Must have been a helluva trip. Posted by Henry at 11:49 AM No comments: Email This BlogThis! Modern instructions and yardages provided. Seriously, thanks for sending my first coffee of the day through my nose. Also, I’m a minister’s wife and “The power of Christ compels you!” made me laugh out loud at work! FALL IN LOVE Special Advertising Section Yarns that will warm your heart and inspire new projects to cast on. You only hate v1705 because you’re not waiting tables at Octoberfest. . It looks like God put her nipples in the wrong spot. This has made me properly laugh. In no time you’ll have made that a thing. I ... Vogue 8577 is a lovely pattern - yes, it needs a fair amount of fabric, and it's not the quickest project to sew, but the end result is a really pretty dress that feels gorgeous to wear. Very similar to a knit RTW dress I already own. Good Lord! All patterns available in 9 sizes from 30" bust to 46" bust. Thanks for the laughs! Morphology: Petite at 1m53 (5'), Burda size altered 19 or altered 38, Big 4 size 10 or 12 depending on ease; Thanks! . It must be difficult to have their business model in a time when PDFs are ruling the roost. So I guess this is supposed to be a jumpsuit where the “bodice” is just long ties that you can wrap however. Glad to see you back on the blog . AU $29.00. Member since 8/2/03 Posts: 6835. New collection arrivals for that cool factor and the warmest of holidays. Crying over here! To participate in the PatternReview.com forums please. With a flowing mermaid hem that is 100% controlled by hip gyration, this skirt will be sure to turn heads and catch every surface you walk on. lladybirdlauren AT gmail DOT com. Gimme something new, something fresh. Vogue Runway covered 952—and counting!—fashion shows this year. I know it’s not part of the pattern, but the CB seam of the tan pants in the V1703 pic looks seriously uncomfortable! Which begs the question, how well are you accentuating your yoni energy? Pretty sure the green dress is another attempted recreation of the divine green dress Keira Knightly wears in Atonement…but done badly. I always get excited when Vogue Patterns release new offerings! I would not wear the gowns to a dressy event wither. Before we get into it – I want to address the question that I get asked all the time, which is why I don’t write these reviews anymore. VOGUE: The cold shoulder has been done. 1710 The conversation went like: this someone said: “cold shoulders are over” someone responded: “let’s move them somewhere else. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! Carolyn (Diary of a Sewing Fanatic blog) posted something on her blog today about this, and if I remember correctly she listed the phone number she called to get a refund. 1268 - Guy Laroche. Re looking for a great look choked on a yacht in the future I can just hear,... 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